AAA I Got That Dog In Me Xray Tee

The I Got That Dog In Me Xray Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who heard the phrase and immediately went to the worst possible place. It's an X-ray. There's a dog in there. You already know if this is your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who say "I got that dog in me" and mean it in the most cursed way imaginable. If you've ever sent a meme in a group chat that got you temporarily muted, this is your uniform.

It's the kind of shirt that sorts a room into your people and everyone else. No middle ground. You either get it or you stare at someone's chest trying to figure out why there's a skeleton dog on an X-ray. Both reactions are entertaining.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a screen print on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, big dogs welcome)
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the graphic stays crisp no matter how many times you wash it
• Pre-shrunk. We already took that L so you don't have to.

Is this a good gift?

If you have to ask, probably not for that person. But for the right friend? This is a top-tier "I saw this and thought of you" purchase.

You know the friend. The one who screenshots things that would get most people fired. The one whose search history could be used as evidence. Buy it. Don't even wrap it. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "I Got That Dog In Me" mean?

It's internet slang for having fight or determination. This shirt just takes it literally with an X-ray graphic. If you know, you know.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. What you order is what you get. Follow the care label and you're good.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

How should I wash this?

Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up, but treat it right and it'll last even longer.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.