I Got To 2nd Base With TSA Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Got To 2nd Base With TSA tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that announces your saddest romantic achievement to everyone standing behind you in the security line. Three lines of text across the back of the shirt. The bar is on the floor, and you're telling strangers about it.

Who's actually wearing this?

People in a drought. The kind measured in airport visits, not calendar days.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, facing the security queue right where the alleged romance took place. You don't have to say a word. Just walk through the scanner and let the people behind you piece it together.

• Heavyweight cotton. Solid and substantial, not the tissue-paper stuff that falls apart after three washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.
• Crew neck with a blank front. All the action is on the back.
• DTG print locked into the fabric fiber, so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack or fade.
• Available in black or white. Pick your confession backdrop.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life flies often enough to have a TSA story, this is their shirt.

It's a strong play for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or anyone you love but also want to mildly embarrass. S through 4XL in black or white, so you can cover basically any human.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

Back only. The front is completely blank. The text sits across the back of the shirt.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric fiber. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.

Is this making fun of the TSA?

It's making fun of the wearer, not the agency. The punchline is the dry spell, not the screening. Standard travel humor.