I Got To 2nd Base With TSA Tee

The I Got To 2nd Base With TSA Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose most intimate physical contact this year involved a government employee and a pair of latex gloves. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton. Your love life is a punchline now. Own it.

Who Actually Wears This?

Frequent flyers with a sense of humor and a dry spell longer than a transatlantic layover.

This is the shirt for the person who treats airport security like a dating app. You know who you are. You've been through PreCheck and you're a little disappointed it went so fast. The I Got To 2nd Base With TSA Tee says what your boarding pass can't.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your baggage (emotional and carry-on)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not an animal
• DTG print for color that holds up longer than your last situationship
• Available in black or white

Does This Make a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who travels and has absolutely no shame about it.

Birthdays, holidays, "sorry your flight got cancelled" occasions. If they've ever made a joke in the security line, they'll wear this on repeat. Pairs well with compression socks and questionable life choices.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, preshrunk, softer than a TSA agent's bedside manner.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Room for everyone.

Will wearing this get me extra screening at the airport?
We can't promise it won't. But you'd like that, wouldn't you.

Does the print fade?
DTG printing keeps the color locked in for the long haul. Your dignity, less so.

Can I wear this to the airport?
You can and you should. That's the whole point.