I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic two-wolves proverb and drags it somewhere deeply regrettable. Back-printed in retro airbrushed glory on heavyweight cotton. The shirt your inner monologue was too cowardly to wear.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked at internet humor in 2012 and never came down. If the Three Wolf Moon shirt was your aesthetic but you needed it to be significantly worse, congratulations, you're the target audience.

Works equally well at a barbecue, a breakup, or any situation where you've accepted that dignity is optional. The design is on the back, so you get to watch people read it in real time as you walk away. That's the whole experience.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper compromise
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (your torso, your business)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print locks the color in. No cracking, no peeling, no gas station iron-on energy
• Design printed on the back, so people behind you get the full experience first

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly, yes. The shirt has the word "f*cking" on it in fire-gradient lettering between two airbrushed wolves, and it is not subtle.

That said, if you're shopping here, subtlety probably wasn't the priority. This works as a gift for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 3 AM, the sibling who peaked in chaos, or anyone whose answer to "which wolf wins?" was always "neither, they're busy." If you're worried about offending the recipient, they're the wrong recipient.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?

Two airbrushed wolves with fire-gradient lettering reading "I Got Two Wolves Inside Me And They Won't Stop F*cking." It's a retro Three Wolf Moon parody printed on the back of the shirt.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Runs comfortable without being boxy.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing process embeds the ink into the fabric rather than layering it on top. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the wolves aren't going anywhere.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

It has the word "f*cking" on it in large letters. So yes, by most definitions. If that made you laugh instead of flinch, you're in the right place.