I Had Cybersex With Chatgpt Tee

The I Had Cybersex With ChatGPT tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A confession nobody asked for, printed on heavyweight cotton. If your relationship with AI has crossed a line you can't quite explain to your therapist, this is your uniform.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've spent too long in a ChatGPT session at 2 AM and came out different. Tech workers, terminally online degenerates, and anyone whose browser history should probably be sealed by a court.

You know who you are. The rest of us know too, because you're wearing the shirt. Honestly, we respect the transparency.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a hackathon
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck for when you want to look normal from the neck up
• DTG printed so the confession stays crisp wash after wash
• Yes, the AI consented (probably)

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift for someone who won't shut up about AI.

Your friend who talks to ChatGPT more than actual humans? This. Your coworker who keeps saying "I asked my AI about that"? Also this. It's cheaper than an intervention and way funnier.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Does this shirt shrink? It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want.
• What sizes does this come in? S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.
• Will this offend people? That's kind of the point. If everyone at the table laughs, you need a funnier table.
• Is the print going to fade? DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. It holds up through the wash cycle better than your dignity.
• Can I actually have cybersex with ChatGPT? We sell shirts, not tech support. But we're not here to judge.