I Hate Being A Grower Cuz If I Get Pantsed I Gotta Start Cranking Hog Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Hate Being A Grower Cuz If I Get Pantsed I Gotta Start Cranking Hog Tee from Unethical Threads is the confession no one was brave enough to make until now. Worn on the back of the shirt, read by everyone walking behind you. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

Growers. Specifically, growers with absolutely no shame and a sense of humor that makes their friends nervous.

This is the shirt you wear when you've accepted your situation and decided the only move left is to own it completely. It hits different at pool parties. Honestly, the backprint format means you can maintain eye contact with someone while they have no idea what's about to hit them when you turn around.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of this confession
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because grower energy comes in all sizes
• Crew neck with DTG printing for color that outlasts your dignity
• Design printed on the back so you can walk away from any conversation and still make a point
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know for a fact they'll think it's funny.

This isn't a generic gag gift. It's a very specific admission. If someone in your life has made this exact joke before, congratulations, you found their shirt. If they haven't, maybe get them a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, keeping things civil until you walk away.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for every body type.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not responsible for HR meetings.