I Hate Cheap Toilet Paper I Almost Fingered My Own Ass Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Hate Cheap Toilet Paper I Almost Fingered My Own Ass tee is a back-printed confession from Unethical Threads for anyone who's lived through the single-ply nightmare. It puts into words what your hands have already experienced. Comes in black or white, because trauma doesn't discriminate.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally victimized by bargain-bin toilet paper. That's the entire customer base.

It's the kind of shirt that earns a slow, knowing nod from every person walking behind you, because the design sits right on the back where it can do the most damage. Nobody discusses these moments out loud. This shirt handles it for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart (unlike the toilet paper that started all this)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you've already got enough problems below the waist
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Back print design, so the person behind you in line gets the full story

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone with a bathroom and a sense of humor, which covers roughly 98% of the adult population.

This is the shirt that tells someone you know them, you accept them, and you acknowledge the things you've both silently endured. Wrap it or don't. The reveal is funnier either way. Birthday, White Elephant, or "just because I saw this and thought of you" energy. All valid.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. That's what BACKPRINT means in the title. People walking behind you get the full experience.

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold its size.

Does the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed, so the design won't crack or peel. Colors hold up through washes.