I Hate Everyone Tee

The I Hate Everyone Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've done the math and concluded that humanity is, in fact, the problem. Available in black or white, it puts your social battery status right on your chest. Honestly, it's just saving everyone the small talk.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've stopped pretending they enjoy networking events. Introverts, misanthropes, and anyone who's ever cancelled plans and felt nothing but relief.

This tee does the emotional labor of setting boundaries so you don't have to. Pair it with headphones and a blank stare for maximum effectiveness.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your contempt for humanity (and the washing machine)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Misanthropy is inclusive.
• Classic crew neck. Simple. Clean. Like your social calendar.
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your patience with people
• Available in black or white, because even haters get options

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Antisocial?

It's the perfect gift. You don't even have to deliver it in person.

Just ship it to their door, text them "check your porch," and go back to not talking for three weeks. That's love, honestly. If they don't like it, they probably hate you. But then again, they hate everyone, so don't take it personally.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Hate Everyone Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Size down if you want it more fitted.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels solid, washes well, holds its shape.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design stays sharp through regular washing.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. Pick your shade of hostility.

Is this shirt actually offensive?

Only if you take it personally. Which, statistically, you probably should.