I Hate When I Go Out In Public And The Public Is There Tee

The I Hate When I Go Out In Public And The Public Is There Tee is Unethical Threads' love letter to everyone whose social peak is "stayed home." Heavyweight cotton, text-only front print, and the kind of energy that makes strangers give you the space you wanted in the first place. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

Introverts, reluctant errand-runners, and anyone who has whispered "why are there so many people here" inside a grocery store. So, most of the population.

This is the shirt you throw on when you're forced to leave the house and want to broadcast your feelings without the exhausting step of opening your mouth. Pairs well with noise-canceling headphones, a dead phone battery you refuse to charge, and that look you give people who stand too close in the checkout line.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you'd rather not explain your torso to strangers)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text stays sharp and dark wash after wash instead of cracking like your patience
• Text-only front design. No clip art. No distractions. Just the truth.

Is this a good gift for an introvert?

It's the perfect gift because they don't have to leave the house to wear it.

If someone in your life cancels plans with the enthusiasm most people reserve for concert tickets, this is their shirt. Wrap it, don't wrap it, either way they'll appreciate that you understood the assignment without making them talk about it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Most people find their usual size works, but check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up wash after wash without cracking or peeling.

Does this shirt have anything on the back?

No. The back is blank. You've said enough.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so there's room for everybody who wishes there was room for nobody.

Can I wear this to work?

That's between you and HR. We just make the shirts.