I Have A Big Package For You Barry Wood Sweatshirt

The I Have A Big Package For You Barry Wood Sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what you think it is. Barry Wood, holiday spirit, and a promise that's technically about Christmas gifts. Wear it to the office party if you want HR to finally learn your name.

Who actually wears this?

The friend who peaked in group chats. The one who shows up to the ugly sweater party and somehow makes it uncomfortable for everyone, including the host.

If you've ever sent the Barry Wood pic at 2 AM on a Tuesday, this sweatshirt was made for you. You already know who you are. The I Have A Big Package For You sweatshirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your uncle's holiday interrogation and a dozen wash cycles
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Barry welcomes all sizes.
• Crew neck. Classic. Like Barry himself.
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after the party gets weird
• Pre-shrunk so your big package stays big

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift.

Nothing says "I thought of you" quite like handing someone a Barry Wood Christmas sweatshirt during a gift exchange. Your Secret Santa recipient will either love you forever or never make eye contact with you again. Either way, they'll remember it. And honestly, that's more than most gifts can promise.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this an ugly Christmas sweater?

It's a sweatshirt with Barry Wood on it promising a big package. "Ugly" is a matter of perspective. Beautiful? Absolutely.

What sizes does the Barry Wood sweatshirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone can carry Barry's energy.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Barry's not going anywhere.

Can I wear this outside of Christmas?

Barry Wood is not seasonal. He's a lifestyle. Wear it whenever you want.

Is this appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.