I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is a tiny cartoon sailor printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. The pun is exactly what you think it is. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat bad puns like a competitive sport.

This is the shirt for anyone whose sense of humor peaked in a navy recruitment office and never recovered. The cheerful little cartoon sailor on the back does all the heavy lifting while you maintain plausible deniability. Pair it with cargo shorts for maximum dad energy.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after a few wash cycles
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (big guy humor is still humor)
• Crew neck, because we're keeping at least one thing simple here
• DTG printed for color that actually holds up over time
• Design is on the back of the shirt, so you're the last one in on your own joke

Is this actually a good gift?

Genuinely, yes.

Father's Day, birthdays, white elephant, the unhinged Secret Santa round. The I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt tee is the gift for the person you know too well. The back print means they won't even clock the joke until someone behind them loses it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Seaman shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is clean.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, DTG printed so the colors hold up through washes.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on your crowd. We make the shirt. What happens after that is your problem.