I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt Tee

The I Have A Little Seaman On My Shirt tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like (and yes, we mean that). Tiny cartoon sailor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People with a specific sense of humor and zero interest in explaining themselves.

The kind of person who delivers a terrible pun with a completely straight face and never breaks. You've either met this person or you are this person. There's no middle ground.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this joke doesn't need a V-neck
• DTG printed so the little sailor doesn't peel off after three washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. Possibly the best one you'll give all year.

This is a precision-targeted gift for the friend, dad, or coworker who thrives on plausible deniability. Wrap it, hand it over, and just watch. Father's Day, birthdays, white elephant, retirement party. It works for all of them.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about a sailor?

Officially, yes. There's a cartoon sailor right there on the shirt. Whatever else you hear is entirely on you.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of build.

Does it make a good Father's Day gift?

It was practically designed for it. Dads live for this exact energy.

Will the print hold up?

DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and the little seaman stays put.