I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Rights Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Rights tee from Unethical Threads opens like a dirty joke and lands as sincere feminist allyship. Printed on the back of the shirt, so the person behind you gets the full experience.

Wait, is this shirt actually feminist?

Yes. That's the whole bit. Your brain went somewhere, the sentence went somewhere else, and now you're wearing a women's rights shirt.

The backprint means people read it as you walk away. Setup, pause, swerve. Available in black or white, so pick whichever matches your particular brand of righteous mischief.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because V-necks are for people who want you to see their chest, and this shirt needs your attention on the back
• DTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle your roommate definitely runs too hot
• Backprint design with a clean front, so the reveal happens when you walk away

Does this work as a gift?

One of the best gift shirts we sell. The person opening it reads "I Have A Massive Throbbing" and their face does a thing. Then they finish the sentence.

Works for birthdays, rallies, or just because someone in your life is loudly pro-women and gets the joke. Size up if you're guessing.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where is the design printed?
On the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.

Is this shirt actually supporting women's rights?
The joke is the bait-and-switch, but the message is real. You're wearing a women's rights shirt. Own it.