I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Rights Tee

The I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Rights tee from Unethical Threads is the innuendo that flips the script. It opens exactly where you think it does, then lands squarely on genuine allyship. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who support women's rights and have a sense of humor about the English language. The type who wants to say something real but refuses to be boring about it.

Your coworker who gets away with everything on casual Friday. The friend everyone quotes in the group chat. The one at the rally who makes the whole crowd laugh and then quietly donates more than everyone else.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (yes, it comes in your size)
• Crew neck. Classic. No surprises there.
• DTG print for color that actually lasts, not that peel-and-crack nonsense
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually Pro-Women or Just Crude?

Both. That's the whole point. The joke only works because it resolves into something sincere.

They read the first three words and their eyebrows go up. They finish the sentence and you're the one who looks good. We put it on heavyweight cotton because a joke this good deserves to survive laundry day.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt offensive?

Depends how far they read. If they stop at "massive throbbing," sure. If they finish the sentence, you're the hero.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. DTG printed so the design holds up.

Does it come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this a good gift?

If they have a sense of humor and care about women's rights, this is the easiest win of your life.