I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Sports Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have A Massive Throbbing Concern For Women's Sports tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: making you read the whole sentence before you react. The design sits on the back, so people only catch the payoff as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who watch women's sports and don't need a gimmick to admit it. The kind who have real opinions about the NWSL playoff format.

This isn't performative allyship merch. It's funny and sincere at the same time, which turns out to be a surprisingly hard combination to pull off. You get to rep the game without sounding like a corporate press release.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles actual wear, not just one photo op
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck. The classic. No risks taken on the collar.
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp longer than most people's attention spans
• Design is on the back. Front is clean. Strategic.

Is this a good gift for a women's sports fan?

If they care about women's athletics and have a sense of humor, this is the easiest gift decision you'll make this year.

Works for birthdays, watch parties, or just because someone needs a shirt that matches their energy. If they don't get it, that's not your problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does this shirt say?

Exactly what you'd expect from the title. The full text is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this offend people?

The first few words will raise eyebrows. The full sentence usually gets a laugh. Know your audience.

Is this available in different colors?

It comes in black or white.

Is this a good gift?

If the person watches women's sports and has a sense of humor, it's a no-brainer.