I Have A Snake That Wants To Visit Your Garden Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have A Snake That Wants To Visit Your Garden Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A pickup line that never had to say a single explicit word, printed right across the back of a heavyweight cotton tee. Available in black or white because your terrible sense of humor deserves options.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

People who think subtlety is funnier than spelling it out. The kind of person who delivers a line with a straight face and waits for it to land.

This is a backprint tee, so the joke follows you around like a reputation. People behind you in the grocery store line will either choke on their coffee or pretend they didn't read it. Both reactions are correct. The design sits between your shoulder blades where you can't see it but everyone else can, which is honestly the best way to deploy something like this.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, so nobody's excluded from making poor decisions
• Classic crew neck because some things don't need to be reinvented
• DTG printed for color that survives the wash cycle (and the judgmental looks)
• Full design on the back, because some jokes hit harder from behind

Does This Work as a Gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you give someone when a gift card feels too boring and a heartfelt card feels too sincere.

The I Have A Snake That Wants To Visit Your Garden Tee works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any occasion where the recipient's dignity is optional. Fair warning: if you give this to someone's dad, he will wear it to every family barbecue for the next five years. That's not a threat, it's a promise.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size should I get?

This is a unisex relaxed fit. If you want it loose, go true to size. If you want it fitted, size down. Available from S to 4XL.

Is the design on the front or back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you get a few seconds of plausible deniability before you walk away.

Will the print fade after washing?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt for men or women?

It's unisex. The fit works for anyone with a body and a questionable sense of humor.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Both carry the same energy.