I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder tee from Unethical Threads takes a well-known acronym and gives it a diagnosis nobody asked for. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people only catch it as you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who find their own red flags hilarious.

If you've ever joked about your mental health so casually that a stranger couldn't tell if you were kidding, this is your uniform. The back print placement means you don't even have to be facing someone to make them uncomfortable. Frankly, it's efficient.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your last situationship
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not that complicated
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that doesn't bail after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to survive it.

The I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder tee is the kind of gift that either cements a friendship or ends one. Both outcomes are informative. Just make sure the recipient laughs at things that get flagged by HR, not the person who reports to HR.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does BPD stand for on this shirt?

Beautiful Penis Disorder. It's right there on the shirt.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. The front is blank, so you look perfectly normal until you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll hold its shape.

Does this come in other colors?

Black and white. Two options, both fully capable of making strangers question your life choices.