I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder Tee

The I Have BPD Beautiful Penis Disorder tee from Unethical Threads is three letters of pure medical-grade confidence. Available in black or white, it's the self-diagnosis nobody asked your doctor for. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a level of self-assurance most people have to fake.

Who actually wears this?

People who read BPD and already know which version applies to them. The type who walks into a room like they've already been applauded.

This is for the friend who sends unsolicited updates about their own excellence. The coworker who'd absolutely list a fake medical condition on a dating profile. If your confidence has ever been called excessive, this shirt just makes it clinical.

• 100% heavyweight cotton (your diagnosis deserves a solid foundation)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't fade before your confidence does
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

One of the best you'll ever give.

This is the gift for someone who would genuinely describe themselves as afflicted with attractiveness. Birthday, holiday, random Tuesday because you saw it and thought of them. If they laugh when they open it, you nailed it. If they nod seriously, they needed it even more.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does BPD stand for on this shirt?

Beautiful Penis Disorder. A completely real condition that affects anyone with enough confidence to self-diagnose.

What sizes does the I Have BPD tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Works for everybody.

Does this shirt come in different colors?

Black and white. Pick whichever matches your diagnostic paperwork.

Is the print good quality?

DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. The print stays sharp, which is more than most people can say about their personality.

Will people get the joke?

Some will laugh. Some will Google BPD and get very confused by the search results. Both outcomes are correct.