I Have BPD Beautiful Pussy Disorder Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have BPD Beautiful Pussy Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads is an acronym bait-and-switch printed on the back. You look completely normal from the front. The diagnosis is for whoever you're walking away from.

Who actually wears this?

People who think self-diagnosis is hilarious.

This tee lives in the fake-clinical, self-diagnosed lane: four lines stacked on the back, blank front, full deadpan delivery. It's the counterpart to our BPD Big Penis Disorder tee, and yes, couples have bought the set. We're not here to ask questions.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives a dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL. Nobody is excluded from this diagnosis.
• Crew neck, blank front. The back does all the work.
• DTG print for color that stays locked in
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the best ones we sell for exactly that.

The I Have BPD Beautiful Pussy Disorder Tee is the kind of gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I fully support your worst qualities." Birthday, bachelorette, post-breakup recovery pack. Just make sure the person you're giving it to has the confidence to let the back of the shirt speak for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does BPD stand for on this shirt?

On this shirt, BPD stands for Beautiful Pussy Disorder. The acronym bait-and-switch is the whole joke.

Is this making fun of Borderline Personality Disorder?

No. The joke is the acronym hijack, not the condition. BPD is the setup, not the target, and nobody living with it is the punchline here.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly normal until you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold up. Follow the care instructions and the colors stay locked in.

Does this come in different colors?

Available in black or white.