I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar Tee from Unethical Threads puts a philosophy paradox on your back and lets everyone behind you spiral. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who wears a philosophy paradox on their back?

Overthinkers. Philosophy majors who never used the degree.

People who've gone deep enough on the free will debate to know they were always going to buy this shirt. If you've ever argued about determinism at a party and lost friends over it, this is basically your uniform. The design sits on the back, so you get to walk away while people are still processing.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that actually holds up.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Room for everyone, including your expanding sense of existential dread.
• Classic crew neck.
• DTG print for color that outlasts your philosophical convictions.
• Available in black or white.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. This is the shirt for the person who won't stop talking about the simulation hypothesis at dinner.

The I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar Tee says "I understand your whole thing and I support it" without you having to sit through another 40-minute explanation. Wrap it badly. They won't care.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for everyone.

Where is the design on the shirt?
On the back. You walk away, they read it, they think about it for the rest of the day.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. DTG printed so the design stays sharp.

What colors does it come in?
Black or white. Pick your existential backdrop.