I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar Tee

The I Have Free Will I Am Also A Liar tee from Unethical Threads is a self-defeating logical loop you can put on your body. Philosophy nerds, overthinkers, and anyone who's lost an argument with themselves in the shower, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

Overthinkers. People who've argued about determinism at a party and didn't understand why everyone left the room.

This lands with philosophy types, comp sci majors, and the friend in your group chat who sends Wikipedia links nobody asked for. Wearing it is basically a personality test for anyone who reads it. The ones who stop to read it twice are either your people or a problem.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle being washed by someone who argues with their own wardrobe
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because philosophy doesn't need a V-neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts most of your convictions
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for an overthinker?

It's the best gift for an overthinker, because they'll spend twenty minutes unpacking the logic and then thank you for it.

Works for philosophy majors, armchair existentialists, and anyone who's ever described themselves as "a determinist, but like, not in a weird way." If you're buying it for yourself, no judgment. That's between you and whatever you believe controls your decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it's comfortable on everyone.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It's a real shirt, not a suggestion of one.

Will the print fade?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your existential outlook.

Is this true to size?

It's a relaxed unisex fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you're between sizes, go with the smaller one.