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I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee (BACKPRINT)

I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee (BACKPRINT)

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The I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt that announces your totally real medical condition to everyone behind you. Available in black or white, it's the kind of self-diagnosis that doesn't require insurance.

Who actually wears this?

People who think their best quality deserves block letters across their back. The back print works because you don't see it coming. You're having a perfectly normal conversation, someone turns to leave, and now you're reading their chart. It hits different at barbecues, gym exits, and anywhere with a slow walk away.

  • Heavyweight cotton that holds up and holds its shape
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
  • Crew neck, because even a self-diagnosed condition deserves some dignity
  • DTG printed for color that outlasts your reputation
  • Design on the back only. Front is blank. Strategic.

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone who'd claim this diagnosis in public, this is their shirt. The I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just rewarding someone for their energy. If they'd laugh at it in a group chat, they'll wear it in real life.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it stays sharp.

How should I wash this shirt?
Turn it inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The usual drill for keeping prints looking fresh.

Is this shirt available in other colors?
It comes in black or white.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

Size Chart

Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

Shipping Times

Seamless Worldwide Delivery: Relish our global shipping at no cost. Shipping times may vary depending on your country—refer to our checkout page for detailed specifics. Your satisfaction is our foremost priority!

Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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