I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee

The I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee from Unethical Threads announces your very serious condition in deadpan block capitals. Think medical alert bracelet, but worse. Available in black or white, because this affliction doesn't discriminate.

Who actually wears this?

People who think subtlety is for cowards.

If you've ever wanted a shirt that does the bragging so you don't have to, this is it. Hits at bachelor parties, barbecues, and anywhere a dress code isn't enforced. You just show up and let people read.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after a few washes (context matters with this one)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying too hard
• DTG printed so the diagnosis doesn't fade, crack, or peel
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone well enough to buy them this, you already know the answer.

Bachelor parties, birthdays for that friend with no filter, White Elephant where you actually want to win. Pair it with a straight face and zero context for maximum delivery.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Have OCD Oversized Cock Disorder Tee come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it'll hold its shape.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not a vinyl transfer sitting on top.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on where you work and how attached you are to your job.