AAA I Have Pubic Lice T Shirt

The "I Have Pubic Lice" tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: a loud, shameless declaration that you have terrible judgment, an incredible sense of humor, or both. No subtlety here. None needed.

Who actually wears this?

People whose humor peaked at about age 13 and never looked back. This shirt hits hardest at house parties, bar crawls, and anywhere people are drinking enough to read your chest. It's the kind of thing you throw on when you want to be the main character for all the wrong reasons. Less "fashion statement," more "personal liability."

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick, soft, holds its shape through every wash.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. One size fits most bad decisions.
• Crew neck. Clean lines, no distractions from the main event.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print keeps colors locked in wash after wash.
• The shirt is built better than your excuse for wearing it.

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely, if your goal is to find out exactly how strong a friendship is. Birthday, White Elephant, bachelor party, doesn't matter. If you saw this shirt and immediately thought of someone specific, that's your sign. They'll hate you for it, but only briefly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Have Pubic Lice shirt meant to be taken seriously?
No. But the look on strangers' faces when they read it is very real.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Pubic lice don't discriminate and neither do we.

Will this shirt shrink or fade?
DTG printing keeps the colors locked in, and the heavyweight cotton holds its shape. This shirt will outlast whatever social situation you wear it to.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Without consequences? That depends entirely on where you are and how fast you can run.