I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Tee

The I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Tee from Unethical Threads. You already read it twice. You already laughed. Now put it on and watch strangers do the double-take in the checkout line.

Who's actually buying this?

People who think wordplay is a personality trait. This shirt does the talking so you don't have to, and honestly, it says more about you in four words than your dating profile ever could.

It's also wildly popular as a gift, mostly from people who peaked at giving gag gifts in 2019 and never looked back. We respect that energy.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a gas station impulse buy
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're unhinged, not feral
• DTG print so the colors stay put longer than your last situationship
• Pre-shrunk. The dryer won't ruin this for you.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point.

Look, if you're the type who checks the room before you wear something, this probably isn't your shirt. But if you've ever wanted to watch a stranger's face cycle through confusion, recognition, and then a full snort-laugh in under three seconds, welcome home.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about dyslexia?

It's a wordplay joke. If you have dyslexia and think it's funny, welcome. If you don't and still think it's funny, also welcome.

What sizes does the I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Just don't bleach it and you're good.

Is this a good gift?

It's an incredible gift for someone with a sense of humor. Terrible gift for your boss. Read the room.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with actual weight to it, not that see-through stuff from a tourist shop.