I Have The Really Good At Sex Type Of Autism Tee

The I Have The Really Good At Sex Type Of Autism tee is Unethical Threads at peak neurodivergent energy. It's the meme you've been living, now in heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already made the joke out loud and decided they might as well commit.

The neurodivergent crowd that owns every punchline before anyone else can land it. If you know your love language is hyperfocus, this is basically your uniform. Not everyone will get it. The ones who do are your people.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your most dedicated interests
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (your neckline doesn't need to be interesting, the text handles that)
• DTG printed for color that won't ghost you after a few washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Only if the person would laugh before you finished explaining why you bought it.

This is a self-aware flex, not a roast. The person wearing it should be in on the joke. Perfect for partners, best friends, or yourself when you've earned a little public oversharing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors stay put.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, depends on your tolerance for eye contact with strangers who just read your chest.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Not the thin stuff that turns see-through after three washes.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.