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I Heart Depression Tee

I Heart Depression Tee

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The I Heart Depression Tee from Unethical Threads takes the world's most aggressively cheerful shirt format and fills it with the worst possible word. Red heart, block letters, available in black or white. It's the souvenir shirt for a place nobody asked to visit.

Who actually wears this?

People who get the joke because they're living it.

The I Heart Depression Tee works because recognition is the whole bit. Not ironic distance, not edgelord posturing. Just the dry, tired laugh of someone who's been there. Your therapist might actually appreciate the honesty.

  • Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your will to leave the house
  • Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
  • Crew neck (because you have enough going on without a V-neck decision)
  • DTG printed, so the red heart stays red and the letters stay sharp
  • Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person.

The I Heart Depression Tee is the kind of gift that lands perfectly with someone who gets it and very badly with someone who doesn't. If they joke about their mental health in group chats, go for it. If they use the word "blessed" unironically, maybe get them a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Heart Depression Tee soft?
Yes. It's heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit, so it's comfortable without feeling thin or flimsy.

What sizes does the I Heart Depression Tee come in?
S through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does the print fade?
No. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the red heart and lettering hold up through regular washing.

What colors does the I Heart Depression Tee come in?
Black and white. The heart is red on both.

Is this shirt making fun of depression?
No. It's gallows humor from people who live with it. If you've never sent a meme about your own mental health, this one might not be for you.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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