I Heart Farting Tee

The I Heart Farting tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: the classic souvenir heart format, repurposed for flatulence. Red heart, honest sentiment, heavyweight cotton. It comes in black or white, sizes S to 4XL, and pairs well with a complete lack of self-consciousness.

Who actually wears this?

People who find farting funny. So, statistically, everyone.

The I Heart Farting tee works for the dad who peaked at Blazing Saddles and the college kid who just discovered they have a signature move. It's not a personality, it's an accessory to one you already have. Wear it to a barbecue, a brewery, or anywhere the dress code stops at “please wear a shirt.”

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (farts don't discriminate by body type)
• Crew neck, because even chaos needs a collar
• DTG-printed so the red heart stays vivid long after you've stopped being funny at parties
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone you're close enough with to acknowledge that farting exists.

Birthday, White Elephant, Father's Day, Secret Santa where you actually want to win. The I Heart Farting tee says “I know you, I accept you, and I spent money proving it.” Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomier than slim-cut tees. Most people grab their usual size.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the cotton fibers. Wash cold and inside out for maximum longevity, but it handles regular washing without drama.

What material is this shirt?

Heavyweight cotton. It has actual heft to it. Not thin, not see-through, not something you'd mistake for a disposable poncho.

Is this available in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your commitment level.