I Heart F*sting Tee

The I Heart Fisting Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Classic souvenir format, bright red heart, and the most straightforward text imaginable. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People whose friends already know better than to be surprised. If you're the one who makes the group chat go silent for three seconds before the laughing emojis start, this is your uniform.

The I Heart Fisting Tee hits at house parties, pride events, bar crawls, and any situation where "read the room" means "this room is ready." It pairs nicely with cargo shorts and a complete lack of shame.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for literally everyone.
• Crew neck. Classic cut. Not going to compete with the text for attention.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid. That red heart isn't going anywhere.
• Available in black or white. Both equally effective at making people do a double take.

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person, absolutely. This is not a Secret Santa pick for the coworker you've spoken to three times.

For your best friend, your partner, your sibling who peaked in Cards Against Humanity? Wrap it, hand it over, watch them lose it. The I Heart Fisting Tee is the kind of gift that gets immediately photographed and texted to everyone they know.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the shirt really say "I Heart Fisting"?

Yes. Bright red heart and everything. We didn't stutter.

What sizes does the I Heart Fisting Tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. It runs comfortable, so go with your usual size.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

Heavyweight cotton holds its shape well. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so it stays smooth and vibrant through washes.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally? Yes. Socially? That's between you and whatever energy you're bringing to the grocery store.