I Heart Gooners Tee

The I Heart Gooners Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I-Love-NY souvenir format and aims it somewhere your mother would rather you didn't. Big red heart, the word GOONERS, and the quiet confidence of someone who has made peace with exactly who they are. Available in black or white.

Who's actually buying this?

People who know exactly what it means and find that hilarious.

This sits in the same universe as our Gooner Spooner design, for those building out the collection. It's the kind of shirt where half the room doesn't register it and the other half respects you more for wearing it. Souvenir-shop aesthetics, not a word of explanation offered.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the red heart stays red and the text stays sharp
• Pairs well with poor life decisions

Can I give this as a gift?

Only if you're sure about the relationship.

This is a litmus test disguised as a tee. If they laugh, you've found your people. If they have to Google it in front of you, that silence is your problem. Works great for Secret Santa if you want to get permanently removed from the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does I Heart Gooners mean?

It's an I-Love-NY style parody using the word "gooners," which is internet slang you're welcome to look up on your own time. We just put it on a shirt.

What sizes does the I Heart Gooners Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much everyone.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white. The red heart stays red on both.

Will people know what this means?

Some will. That's the fun part.