I Heart Mentally Unstable Women Tee

The I Heart Mentally Unstable Women tee from Unethical Threads is a confession in cotton. Classic I-heart-NY format, except instead of a city you're declaring a very specific romantic preference. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with a type. And that type keeps a journal about you after the second date.

Some guys have a pattern and they know it. Their friends know it. Their therapist definitely knows it. This shirt just removes the guesswork for everyone else. It's self-aware, it's honest, and wearing it is probably the healthiest relationship-adjacent decision you've made all year.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives every questionable Friday night
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you don't need a V-neck complicating your already complicated love life
• DTG printed, so the confession stays sharp even when your judgment doesn't
• Available in black or white

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone who fits this description, absolutely.

This is the shirt you buy for your buddy who keeps texting his ex at 2 AM. Or the friend who describes every new partner as "intense but in a good way." If they laugh when they open it, they deserve it. If they get offended, they're lying to themselves.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Heart Mentally Unstable Women shirt mean?

It's a riff on the classic I Heart NY design. Instead of a city, you're declaring love for a very specific personality type. If you need it explained further, this probably isn't your shirt.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable regardless of build.

Does the print hold up after washing?

Yes. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast most of your situationships.

Will this offend people?

Almost certainly. Unethical Threads makes shirts for people who find that funny, not for people who write complaint emails.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever one matches your soul.