I Heart Skanks Tee

The I Heart Skanks Tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I-heart-X formula and aims it at a word your mom specifically told you not to say. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL. It says what it says.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and a flexible relationship with public decency.

The I Heart Skanks design sits in the same series as I Heart Beer and I Heart Feet, which means you're joining a very specific club of people who like their humor loud and their taste questionable. You'll fit right in at house parties, tailgates, or anywhere the dress code is "just wear something."

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because sometimes the classics just work
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your good decisions
• Big block letters with a red heart so nobody has to squint to get uncomfortable

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly, yes.

That's the whole deal with the I Heart Skanks Tee. This is not for office happy hours or meeting your partner's parents (unless the parents are cool, in which case, godspeed). It's for people who already know what they signed up for when they clicked on a store called Unethical Threads. If someone gives you a look, just point at the heart. Love is love.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I Heart Skanks Tee true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual or size up for a looser look.

What does the design look like?

Big block letters reading "I (red heart) SKANKS" on the front. No logos, no fine print, no subtlety.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing holds up well. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to keep it looking sharp the longest.

Can I wear this in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and your community.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who would laugh at this, it's a perfect gift. If you're not sure, it's a terrible gift. There is no middle ground.