I Heart Sloots Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Heart Sloots tee is Unethical Threads' love letter to the internet's dumbest spelling. A back print riff on the classic I Love NY souvenir tee, this one swaps the city for something your mother definitely doesn't want on your clothing. Available in black or white with a red heart that really ties the whole bad decision together.

Who actually wears this?

People who think "sloot" is the funniest word in the English language (it isn't, but they're committed). The back print means you get to walk away from conversations and let the shirt do the talking. It's the kind of thing that gets a double take at the grocery store and a standing ovation at the bar.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that see-through stuff you got free at a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're a degenerate, not a slob
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail after a few washes
• That red heart pops on both the black and white versions. Romantic.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know someone well enough to call them a sloot to their face. For your fantasy football league champion, your best friend's birthday, or the person who already owns everything inappropriate. If you have to ask whether they'd find it funny, they probably won't.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "sloots" mean?
It's a deliberately misspelled version of a word your parents hope you don't know. The goofy spelling is the whole point. It's internet humor, not a manifesto.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back. The front is clean. You get to choose when people see it, which is either a power move or a liability depending on your environment.

Does this come in other colors?
Black or white. Both feature the signature red heart. Pick whichever matches your personality (or lack thereof).

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions like a functioning adult and you'll be fine.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table, probably. If your office has HR, probably not.