I Heart Sloots Tee

The I Heart Sloots tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic I Love NY souvenir layout and swaps in a word your grandma would need Urban Dictionary for. It's got the red heart and everything. Available in black or white, because your questionable taste deserves options.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think "sloot" is the funniest word in the English language. It might be.

The deliberately goofy spelling is the whole bit. It's dumb, it's juvenile, and you're going to get compliments from exactly the right people and horrified stares from exactly the right others. That's not a bug, that's the product working as intended.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (you know the shape, you've worn it a thousand times)
• DTG printed so the colors stay put. That red heart isn't going anywhere.
• Comes in black or white, because commitment is hard

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone who uses "sloot" unironically in group chats, yes. This is their shirt.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. Just maybe don't hand it over at a family dinner. Or do. We don't judge.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "sloots" mean?

"Sloot" is deliberately misspelled internet slang. The goofy spelling is what makes it funny and playful instead of just crude.

Is the I Heart Sloots shirt offensive?

That depends entirely on your sense of humor and your audience. The misspelling keeps it playful, but it's not exactly boardroom attire. Read the room.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade?

Nope. DTG printing keeps the design locked in, so the red heart and text stay crisp through plenty of wash cycles.

Does this come in other colors?

Available in black or white. Two options, both correct.