I Heart Titties And Kitties Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Love Titties And Kitties tee from Unethical Threads says what you're thinking, printed across the back where people read it on your way out. Classic I ♥ souvenir format, zero subtlety, maximum deniability. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who own cats and have absolutely no shame about the other thing. Also people who don't own cats but want plausible cover.

The I Love Titties And Kitties back print plays the souvenir tee format completely straight. From the front, you look like a normal person. From the back, you've made a declaration. That's the whole bit, and it lands every time. Bachelor parties, gag gifts, and guys who think they're hilarious (they kind of are) account for most of the orders, but we don't judge.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a promotional giveaway someone handed you at a 5K
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because this design does not need a V-neck trying to help it along
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washes instead of cracking off like a gas station screen print
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the perfect gift for anyone who already owns a "World's Okayest" mug and needs an upgrade.

Bachelor parties, birthdays for your least appropriate friend, Secret Santa where you actually want to win. The back print means the recipient has to commit to the bit every time they walk out of a room. The front is blank, which is honestly funnier. Nothing up front, everything on the exit. That's confidence.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?
The text "I ♥ TITTIES & KITTIES" is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank. Classic souvenir tee layout.

What sizes does this come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, not boxy.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design stays put through the wash.

Does this come in different colors?
Yes. Available in black or white.

Is this a back print only?
Yes. The design is on the back. The front is blank, which adds to the whole thing.