I Heart Titties And Kitties Tee

The I Love Titties And Kitties tee from Unethical Threads is an "I ♥" souvenir shirt played completely straight. Two favorite things, one shirt that technically isn't lying about either. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Is this actually a cat shirt?

Depends who's asking. If your mom wants to know, absolutely it is.

If your buddy asks at the bachelor party, you both already know. The I Heart Titties And Kitties Tee walks a very specific line between wholesome pet-lover merch and something that would get you uninvited from a PTA meeting. That line is the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, we've got the big guys covered)
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be trying way too hard with this one
• DTG print for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is this a good bachelor party or gag gift?

Honestly, it's one of the better ones. Bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant exchanges where you actually want to win.

The I Love Titties And Kitties shirt hits that rare spot where the recipient will actually wear it instead of burying it in a drawer. Cat people will insist it's about cats. Let them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Love Titties And Kitties tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

Technically, yes. It reads as a cat-lover tee to anyone not paying close attention. Your mileage will vary depending on the public.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it holds up fine.

Is this a good bachelor party shirt?

It was practically designed for one. Also works for birthdays, bar crawls, and making your cat jealous.