I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked And Smashed Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked And Smashed Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint pun shirt for people who consider "baked and smashed" a personality trait. The joke hits from behind, which is exactly how you like your Saturdays to go.

Who actually wears this?

Stoners, drinkers, and the spiritually lazy. Anyone who's ever described their ideal weekend as "horizontal."

This is the shirt for people who peaked at the pregame and are perfectly fine with that. Wear it to cookouts, tailgates, or literally anywhere with a line. The person standing behind you deserves a good laugh, and your back is delivering it whether you're paying attention or not.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives everything you won't remember doing in it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Fits like a shirt you borrowed and never gave back
• Crew neck. Simple. No zippers, no decisions, no effort required
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your motivation
• Yes, the design is on the back. You're the walking punchline and you never even see it coming

Does this make a good gift?

Obviously. This is the shirt you buy for the friend who shows up baked to brunch and nobody questions it anymore.

The I Identify As A Potato tee works for birthdays, White Elephant, or any occasion where the bar for appropriateness is already on the floor. If they laugh at it, they deserve it. If they don't, you need new friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank. You walk around being the punchline without seeing it yourself.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for pretty much every body type.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG printing process bonds the ink directly to the fabric. It holds its color through regular washing. Just don't iron directly on the print.

Is this shirt actually about potatoes?
Technically yes. Spiritually no. You already know what it means.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a classic crew neck. Solid, comfortable, doesn't feel cheap.