I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked And Smashed Tee

The I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked And Smashed Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A shirt for people who understood both meanings immediately and felt personally called out. If your ideal Saturday involves a couch, carbs, and questionable decisions, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been both baked and smashed at the same time and didn't even feel bad about it.

The I Identify As A Potato tee hits hardest with the crowd that treats lazy Sundays like a competitive sport. You know who you are. You've got a favorite spot on the couch that's molded to your exact shape, and you're not sorry about it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst decisions (and your washing machine)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Potatoes come in all sizes.
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud long after you've gone quiet on the couch
• True to size. Consult the size chart if you're on the fence, but no weird surprises here.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if the person you're shopping for has ever described their weekend plans using food metaphors.

Hand this to someone at a party and you'll immediately know if they're your people. If they laugh, you've found a friend. If they don't, well, at least you learned something.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the design stays sharp over time.

Is this shirt actually about potatoes?
It's about potatoes the same way "Netflix and chill" is about streaming. You know what it means.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Soft, sturdy, and meant for people who take their lounging seriously.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table, probably yes. If it has a dress code, read the room.