I Identify As Problematic Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Identify As Problematic Tee from Unethical Threads is two lines of text on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee, available in black or white. A cheerful self-indictment for the person who stopped apologizing three arguments ago. No graphic, no explanation, just your reputation walking away from the conversation.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been called the problem enough times that they decided to make it official.

The friend who says what everyone else is thinking. The coworker HR knows by name. It's printed on the back, so the statement faces everyone you're walking away from.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because you're problematic, not unhinged.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives your laundry habits.
• Available in black or white.

Is this going to get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on how much trouble you were already in.

This is a self-directed joke. You're volunteering as the problem before anyone else can say it, which is basically pleading guilty to save everyone the paperwork. Works for group chats, family dinners, and anywhere your reputation precedes you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The back. The front is blank. Think of it as a warning label for anyone behind you.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works regardless of how problematic you are.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up. We can't say the same about your friendships.

Is this a good gift?
Only if you actually know the person. Giving this to someone you barely know is a different kind of problematic.

Does the print fade?
DTG printing holds color through regular washing. The print lasts. Your patience for small talk won't.