I Identify As Problematic Tee

The I Identify As Problematic tee from Unethical Threads is cheerful self-incrimination on heavyweight cotton. Not a political statement. Just an honest announcement that you've stopped trying to be palatable.

Who actually wears this?

The person in your group chat who gets muted but never removed.

The friend who says the quiet part loud at dinner and somehow still gets invited back (for now). If your social circle has a designated liability, this is their uniform. You already know if it's you. You knew before you clicked.

• Heavyweight cotton, because your worst qualities deserve a quality canvas
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that lasts longer than your friendships
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who has fully stopped apologizing.

Also works as a warning label for anyone your family hasn't met yet. If you're buying it for yourself, you don't need our permission. You clearly stopped asking for that a while ago.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Identify As Problematic tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on how much you like your job.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your soul.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The shirt holds up. Your reputation wearing it might not.

Is this shirt offensive?

The joke is entirely self-directed. You're volunteering as the problem. Nobody else is implicated, but someone will probably still find a way to be upset.