I Identify As Tequila Pour Me White Tee

The I Identify As Tequila Pour Me White Tee is an Unethical Threads original for anyone whose true self shows up after two shots. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, and honest enough to save your friends the guessing game.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who made tequila a personality trait and stopped apologizing for it.

Your friend who orders the extra shot nobody asked for. The one who shows up to brunch already committed to the bit. This shirt just makes it official, printed on cotton instead of scrawled on a napkin at 1 AM.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your worst decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (we don't gatekeep)
• Crew neck, because even tequila people have standards
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors outlast your last relationship
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say about some of your choices

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift.

If someone in your life has ever declared their spiritual alignment with tequila, loudly, at a family dinner, this is their shirt. Works for Cinco de Mayo, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to spend under thirty bucks and still get a real laugh. Pair it with an actual bottle if you're feeling generous.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Most people find their usual size works, but check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing holds its color through regular machine washing. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

Is this only a Cinco de Mayo shirt?

Not even close. Tequila is a year-round commitment. Wear it whenever you feel like being the most honest person in the room.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you overheat at the cookout.