I Identify As Unethical Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Identify As Unethical Tee is the house shirt for Unethical Threads. "I IDENTIFY AS UNETHICAL" printed across the back, blank front. This is the shirt you wear when you've stopped pretending to be a good person and decided to make it official.

Who is this shirt actually for?

The repeat offender. The person who already owns three or four of our designs and wants to declare allegiance.

This isn't a toe-dip. The design sits on the back because you are not performing for the room, you're leaving a statement on the way out. People behind you read it, and the ones who get it already know.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to the kind of life you're clearly living
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck, classic and unfussy
• DTG printed for color that stays sharp, not the cracking vinyl nightmare from your last impulse buy
• Available in black or white. Pick your alignment.

Is this a good first Unethical Threads shirt?

It can be. Nobody here is checking credentials at the door.

But this one hits different when you're already deep in the catalog. It's the shirt for the person who has graduated from wearing funny shirts to wearing a flag. That said, if you want to skip the warmup and go straight to identifying as the problem, we respect that energy.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the design look like?
"I IDENTIFY AS UNETHICAL" is printed across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL.

Does the print fade or crack?
DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the text sharp and colorfast. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this shirt available in other colors?
It comes in black or white.

Is this a good gift?
If they already own Unethical Threads gear, this is the move. If they don't, you're about to find out how well you actually know them.