I Identify As Unethical Tee

The I Identify As Unethical Tee is the closest thing Unethical Threads has to a logo shirt. It's not a slogan, it's a membership card. If you already own three of ours, this is the one that says you did that on purpose.

Who actually wears this?

People who've already committed. You don't start with this shirt, you earn it.

You buy one of ours as a joke, then another because the first one hit, and then you're here, scrolling through new drops at 1am. The I Identify As Unethical Tee is for that moment when you stop pretending you have good taste and lean all the way in. The rest of your wardrobe will understand.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Room for everyone, including your bad decisions
• Crew neck. Classic. No surprises, unlike the rest of your personality
• DTG printed for lasting color that survives the wash cycle your dating life couldn't
• Sold in black or white, because we believe in options (just not moral ones)

Is this a good gift?

It's a loyalty test.

Give someone the I Identify As Unethical Tee and watch what happens. If they put it on, that's your person. If they look confused, you learned something valuable about them too. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you need to figure out who your real friends are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Identify As Unethical Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is this shirt offensive?

It says "I Identify As Unethical." You're calling yourself the problem. If someone gets upset about that, they're working through something.

What colors is it available in?

Black or white. The print adjusts between the two.

How should I wash it?

Inside out, cold water, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up, but don't iron directly over it unless you enjoy ruining things.

Is this actually your brand shirt?

Pretty much. It's the closest thing we have to a logo tee, except the logo is just an attitude.