*NEW* I Just Got Circumcised At Taco Bell Tee

The I Just Got Circumcised At Taco Bell tee is exactly what it sounds like, and somehow worse. Unethical Threads put this sentence on a shirt because apparently nothing is sacred. You're welcome.

Who actually wears this?

People whose humor peaked years ago and never recovered. If your group chat regularly gets flagged, you're the target audience. This is the shirt for the friend who always takes it one step too far, and everyone loves them for it.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb the judgmental stares.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everybody in this bad decision.
• Classic crew neck. Clean lines, completely unhinged message.
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash. The joke doesn't fade even when your confidence does.
• Machine washable. You're going to need that.

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, it might be the best gift you ever give someone. Birthday, white elephant, divorce party. If you know a person who would actually wear this sentence across their chest in public, you already have your answer. Hand it over and watch their face. That reaction is worth the price of admission alone.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Everybody gets to participate in this one.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. DTG printing keeps colors locked in wash after wash. This shirt will last longer than your reputation.

Is this shirt actually about Taco Bell?
It's about a very specific life event happening in a very specific location. Taco Bell is just the setting that makes it art.

Is the sizing true to fit?
Yes. Standard unisex sizing runs true. If you're between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit.