I Just Got Deported By I.C.E For Bringing Water Through TSA Tee

Unethical Threads made this one for everyone who's had a sealed water bottle treated like a weapon of mass destruction. The I Just Got Deported By I.C.E For Bringing Water Through TSA Tee is the shirt equivalent of that look you give the agent when they toss your Dasani into the bin.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been "randomly selected" three flights in a row. Frequent flyers with a grudge. Your friend who still hasn't recovered from watching TSA confiscate a sealed Gatorade like it was a pipe bomb.

If you've ever felt like a federal criminal for being thirsty, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than your confiscated water
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because hydration crimes come in every size
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in longer than your patience at a TSA checkpoint

Can I wear this to the airport?

Technically, yes. Should you? Also yes.

Will a TSA agent appreciate the humor? Look, that depends on the agent. But every single person stuck behind you in that security line is going to read it, nod slowly, and respect you for it. That's worth more than PreCheck.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
No. The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay locked in. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.

Is this a good gift for someone?
If they've ever complained about airport security, this is the perfect gift. Also works for anyone who finds government overreach funny, which should be everyone.

What's the shirt material?
Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel solid, soft enough to wear all day.