I Know My Worth I Just Have A Soft Spot For Crazy Whores Tee

The I Know My Worth I Just Have A Soft Spot For Crazy Whores tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who's done the therapy, read the books, and still picks the wrong one every single time. Available in black or white. A funny graphic tee that puts your personal growth in its proper context.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with self-awareness and terrible taste in partners. You know exactly what you bring to the table. You also know you're going to ignore that entirely the second someone with red flags and a great smile walks in.

This shirt is just you being honest about it. Which, ironically, is the kind of growth the self-help books were talking about all along.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top waiting to crack
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

If you know someone who says "I'm done with toxic people" every three weeks, this is their shirt.

It's also a solid move for yourself, as a form of radical self-acceptance. Nobody's asking you to change. We're just asking you to own it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric. Holds up through washes without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Does it come in colors other than black and white?

Right now it's available in black or white. Two options, both solid.

Will this shirt get me in trouble?

That depends entirely on where you wear it and how little you care. We can't be held responsible for your choices, which, based on the shirt, is kind of the theme.

How should I wash this?

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Inside out if you want to baby it. The DTG print holds up fine either way.