I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint for people who take their coffee (and their men) seriously. It says what you're already thinking. You just usually have the decency not to put it on a shirt.

Who actually wears this?

Coffee lovers with zero filter. The kind of person whose dating profile also doubles as a coffee order.

This one hits for women and gay men who've heard "I like my coffee like I like my men" a thousand times and decided the punchline deserved an upgrade. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so people read it as you walk away. Which, honestly, is the perfect exit.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your laundry habits, whatever those are
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because some things don't need to be complicated
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts instead of cracking after two washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you know the person well enough. If you have to ask whether they'd find it funny, they probably won't.

For your best friend who won't shut up about their pour-over routine and also has no boundaries? Perfect. For your coworker you've spoken to twice? Maybe read the room. This is the kind of gift that either gets a genuine laugh or a trip to HR, and there's really no middle ground.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The back. It's a backprint, so people get the full effect as you walk away from them.

What colors is this available in?

Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton, so follow the care label and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low.

Is this actually appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We'd say yes. Your mom might disagree.