I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me Tee

The I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me tee from Unethical Threads says everything you're too polite to say before your second cup. Heavyweight cotton, unisex sizes S through 4XL, in black or white. If you already know who needs this, trust that instinct.

Who actually wears this?

Coffee lovers with zero chill.

If the 'I like my coffee like I like my men' setup already had you laughing, the shirt just makes it official. Brunch people, espresso addicts, and anyone whose humor runs hotter than their pour-over. It plays especially well on coffee-obsessed women and caffeinated gay men, but honestly, the joke is universal if you're not a coward.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks are a choice and this shirt already made enough choices for you
• DTG printed for color that survives your washing machine
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you actually know the person.

This isn't a safe Secret Santa pick. But for your best friend, your partner, or the coworker you actually like? The I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men Inside Of Me tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, put on immediately, and photographed for the group chat. Pair it with a bag of good beans and you've got the most on-brand care package possible.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Unisex sizes S through 4XL. The fit is relaxed, not boxy.

Does it come in other colors?

It comes in black or white. Pick your fighter.

Will the print crack or fade?

The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric. It holds up through washing without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt for women or men?

It's unisex. The joke works on anyone who drinks coffee and has a pulse.