I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie tee from Unethical Threads is a back print graphic tee for anyone whose dating standards peaked at "breathing." Retro sticker artwork on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. The shirt equivalent of an honest dating profile.

Who actually wears this?

The guy at the bar who announces things about himself nobody asked to hear. The kind of person who thinks radical honesty is a personality trait.

If you or someone you love has absolutely no filter, this is the uniform. The design sits on the back of the shirt, which means people only get the full picture as you're walking away. Perfect comedic timing, honestly.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating and a bad decision
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because not everything needs to be complicated
• DTG printed directly into the fabric for color that actually sticks around
• Available in black or white, for people who clearly have trouble choosing

Is this a good gag gift?

It's an incredible gag gift. It's also an incredible gift for someone who will wear it completely unironically, which is funnier.

Bachelor parties, birthdays, secret Santa with coworkers you actually like. Pair it with a straight face and let the back do the talking. This is adult humor for grown-ups who never fully grew up.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so people won't know what's coming until you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much every body type. Which, given the shirt's message, feels appropriate.

Will the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top of it. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and this thing outlasts most of your decisions.

Is this shirt offensive?

Depends who you ask. The only person catching strays here is the one wearing it. Some people will still get wound up, but that's kind of the point.