I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie Tee

The I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie tee from Unethical Threads is crude humor in retro sticker form, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. It announces zero standards like it's a flex. Peak bar humor for anyone who peaked in bar humor.

Who Actually Wears This?

Guys with no filter and a strong credit card arm at last call.

The I Like Skinny Girls But I'd Never Turn Down A Fattie shirt is adult humor for anyone who turned their complete lack of standards into a whole personality. The retro sticker artwork gives it that vintage gag gift feel, like something you'd peel off a jukebox in a dive bar. It's self-incriminating humor, which is the only kind worth wearing.

• Heavyweight cotton that survives your dryer and your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (inclusive sizing, unlike the wearer)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for color that outlasts your relationships
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gag Gift?

One of the best.

Bachelor parties, birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or that friend who says things out loud that everyone else only thinks. The joke is on the wearer, not on anyone else. It's a self-own printed on cotton. And it's a real shirt that actually fits well and holds up, not some disposable gas station novelty.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly to the fabric, so the graphic stays put through regular washing.

Is this shirt offensive?

Yes. That's the entire point.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Is this a good gag gift?

One of the best. Bachelor parties, birthdays, or just because someone deserves to be publicly identified.